Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Friday, September 21, 2007
If you are going to be that angry guy that yells on the train I think that you should stand your ground or else stop yelling altogether.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Then I would like a pony.
"My God you are substantially overweight. I never noticed it before but you have seriously got some fucking junk in the trunk there. Also your ears are rather prominent. And did anyone ever tell you that you have a sort of wonky eye? It just sort of zips off to the side without warning, funny how it does that. But yes, I am tall, freakishly tall. Thank you for pointing that out."
"Miller, could you-"
"NO. Take that fucking paperwork and shove it up your fat fucking ass."
"EAT ME, you bottom-feeding bald loser."
Am I having a rough day a work? You could say that.
I don't even live near there and I've only even been there a scant few times but the powers that be have made me so hungry for a decent tune by playing their crappy seventies elevator music that I've started to become a little dazed and disoriented.
I think it should be Punk Rock Thursday and that we should all get down to some nasty nasty headbanging in our respective offices. Or how about Gangsta Rap Friday tomorrow? I have a couple of NWA albums that are just itching to get some play.
I would singlehandedly slay an entire department full of middle management with a Swingline stapler for an office jukebox.
You would not even have to ask me twice.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
During my hiatus I have been doing the usual which is toiling away for the powers that be, going to a lot of rock shows, shaking my fist in anger in regards to the unrighteousness of The Man. I have also been drinking a lot of beer, never fear.
I am dating someone whom I loathe the idea of giving a clever blog nickname to although I suppose I must be all stealth and protect my super secret identity, so let us call him Joe. Joe is good so far but so are all men until they morph into their true freakish subversive sloppy mother-obsessive selves.
I am only joking.
Anyway I am glad to be back and I hope to dazzle you all with my brilliance and beer breath more frequently.
All two of you.
Miller would like you to know that she is not in any way affiliated with Miller Lite or Miller Brewing Company, although she does enjoy their fine product and would be more than happy to accept free samples in lieu of payment for her endorsement.