Wednesday, June 23, 2004
It's sad to me that this is going to be yet another milestone of the current generation of school children: drug-sniffing dogs, bomb threats, metal detectors in schools, school shootings, crack cocaine on the playgrounds, and now daily beheadings for them to read about on the internet.
People wonder why today's youth are so fucking rotten, but to me this isn't much of a mystery. When I was eleven I think my biggest worry was whether people would laugh at my glasses or whether I'd get a good grade on my science project.
I doubt today's kids sleep as well as I used to.
Friday, June 18, 2004
Wednesday, June 09, 2004
Or I may have been working like a dog and drinking a whole lot of shitty coffee while inwardly wishing that my boss would get testicular cancer and spontaneously combust at the same time.
I think it's much more fun if you guess.
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