Tuesday, March 15, 2005
THERE WAS NO WARNING
I ate guacamole tacos for lunch - so good, so tasty.
They were a bit spicy but I really didn't think much of that fact until I had to go and ask the big bossman for some petty cash.
As I leaned over his large grownup toy cluttered desk to sign the form something did not feel right and suddenly the loudest belch ever to come from my stomach came screaming forth and flew right into the face of my employer.
No hole opened up in the floor to swallow me and save me from the worst embarrassment of my life so I was forced to shriek EXCUSE ME and run back into my office as he laughed his ass off like the mean mean man that he is.
I am never coming out of here. Never.
They were a bit spicy but I really didn't think much of that fact until I had to go and ask the big bossman for some petty cash.
As I leaned over his large grownup toy cluttered desk to sign the form something did not feel right and suddenly the loudest belch ever to come from my stomach came screaming forth and flew right into the face of my employer.
No hole opened up in the floor to swallow me and save me from the worst embarrassment of my life so I was forced to shriek EXCUSE ME and run back into my office as he laughed his ass off like the mean mean man that he is.
I am never coming out of here. Never.
Miller would like you to know that she is not in any way affiliated with Miller Lite or Miller Brewing Company, although she does enjoy their fine product and would be more than happy to accept free samples in lieu of payment for her endorsement.
